Russian Landscape Designer Artillery Patch – Olive Crossed Cannons
25,00 €
This Russian Landscape Designer Artillery Patch carries «ЛАНДШАФТНЫЙ» above two crossed cannon barrels and «ДИЗАЙНЕР» below them. The phrase translates as “Landscape designer.” Pale green lettering and cannon shapes sit against a dark olive rectangular field, surrounded by a green border. The central illustration uses traditional cannon forms with broad breeches and narrow muzzles rather than a modern vehicle or a complete gun carriage.
The joke applies the civilian occupation of landscape designer to artillery. The wording deliberately places an ordinary professional title beside weapons whose effects can change the ground around them. It is therefore a humorous artillery themed design, with the sentence and crossed cannons supplying the context together. Reading only the text would miss the military reference carried by the illustration.
In Russian, «ландшафтный» means relating to landscape, and «дизайнер» means designer. The two words form a familiar occupational phrase. The inscription does not identify a specific type of artillery battery or provide a unit number. Its catalogue title follows the complete joke and the weapon imagery actually pictured, rather than treating the occupational wording as the name of a formal military formation.
As Russian artillery humour insignia, this embroidered example is distinguished by its subdued olive colour treatment. The crossed cannon badge places its upper word on a curved line and the lower word across the foot of the design. The two barrels form a broad X through the centre, leaving the dark background visible between their outlines. A green outer border separates the complete composition from the surrounding edge.
The photographed landshaftny dizayner patch is offered as one individual specimen at €25, with one available. The Latin transliteration is useful for matching the original Russian wording, while the English translation explains the joke directly. The front image records the entire design, including both words, the crossed barrels and the rectangular perimeter. This listing concerns the embroidered olive version shown, whose green letters and traditional cannon illustration distinguish it from moulded rubber examples of the same phrase. The supplied photograph provides the reference for the specific colour arrangement and shape offered. The two cannon barrels are the central pictorial elements, and no other written slogan accompanies the title.
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